"Mum! Where's Harold?" screamed Harold's sister.
"Mum. Where's Harold?" whispered Harold's brother.
"Mum! Where's Harold?" screamed Harold's other sister.
"Mum! Where's Harold?" shouted Harold, just to be part of the action, "Hang on! I only have one sister!"
"Correct, you scum-sucking, leech-infested, brainless, maggot-eating, festering swamp of putrescence! I am in fact an alien!" growled the other "sister" ferociously.
"Well, that's no excuse for such insults!" interjected Mum indignantly, "It's to bed with no supper for you!"
"Sorry." replied the alien simply.
THE END (of Part One)
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