Blurg the Intelligent (Part Two)

   In our first episode, we saw that Shauny Shorts had seemingly come back to life, and was in the process of becoming a menace to the entire universe! Shock! Horror! Shaun’s jokes! But enough exclamation marks(!), let us continue with our story...
   “Watch out for the salmon sandwiches!!!” screamed the population of the galaxy which was, coincidentally ruled over by Blurg the Intelligent (Emperor of the Galaxy).
   “Um, what salad sandwiches?” asked Blurg the Intelligent.
   “SALMON sandwiches, oh mighty Emperor!!!”
   “Oh.” said Blurg the Intelligent.
   Then he ducked, because there were, indeed, several trillion salmon sandwiches flying through the galaxy at rather faster than average speeds (faster than average for salmon sandwiches, anyway). And he quickly noticed (he wasn’t called Blurg the Intelligent for nothing) that on the largest of all the salmon sandwiches was perched Shauny Shorts (or at least someone looking remarkably like him).
   “Hey Shauny Shorts (or person looking remarkably like him)!” shouted Blurg the Intelligent, rather cleverly since it is hard to shout brackets quite as well as he did.
   “What do you want? (Oh, and by the way, I am actually a clone of Shauny Shorts).” replied the Shauny Shorts clone, showing that he, too, could speak brackets with the best of them.
   “(That clears that up anyway). {I was just wondering why you are riding that large [and rather tasty looking] salmon sandwich}” said Blurg the Intelligent, simply showing off, because speaking three different kinds of brackets at a time is just stupid.
   “Because I am an evil, all-conquering devastator-of-galaxies!!! (And they were out of spaceships at the Spaceship Rental Store).”
   “Oh.” said Blurg the Intelligent.

   How will the mighty Blurg the Intelligent cope with this surprising turn of events? Will he have time to arrange some lunch (because the sight of all those salmon sandwiches has made him decidedly hungry)? Can this story get any more stupid? The answers to these questions and more (No, actually, not more, because those are hard enough questions to answer by themselves) will be revealed in Episode 3 of “Blurg the Intelligent”. Be there or be a tube of toothpaste!