Blurg the Intelligent

   "I hear you’re rather a smart little thing, Blurg. Is that true?” said the blue thing.
   “Dunno.” replied Blurg the Intelligent.
   “Ahhh...I see.”
   “Marvellous!” exclaimed Blurg the Intelligent.
   “Quite.”
   “Quite what?”
   “Yes!”
   “Hmmm...”
   “I don’t think so.”
   “Don’t be so difficult!”
   “Why are they doing that?”
(The narrator takes this opportunity to apologise for the conversation above. Steps have been taken and the next conversation should make much more sense.)
   “How convolutingly fastidious of you.”
   “Quite.”
   “Quite what?”
   “Yes!”
   “Hmmm...”
   “I don’t think so.”
(Um...Obviously that didn’t work. We’ll try again.)
   Blurg the Intelligent, master of all he surveyed, acted quickly and decisively. Anything less could have allowed the tragedy of mixing strawberry jam with the peanut butter instead of boysenberry jam. You can no doubt see just why Blurg the Intelligent’s heroic actions were necessary, and why he was proclaimed Emperor of the Galaxy for his efforts.
   However, a clone of Shauny Shorts (the original Shauny having been destroyed) was soon to provide rather a nasty surprise for Blurg the Intelligent...
   Tune in next time for the continuation of this exciting tale of space-faring intrigue and salmon sandwiches.

THE END (for now)