Sprinkler the furry bear

   “Oh my goodness!” exclaimed Sprinkler, who happened to be a furry bear, for no apparent reason. That is to say, he had said “Oh my goodness!” for no apparent reason, not that he was a furry bear for no apparent reason. It was very apparent that the reason Sprinkler was a furry bear was exactly that, that he was in fact a furry bear.
   “What’s the matter, dear?” asked Sprinkler’s Mum, another rather furry bear-type creature.
   “Nothing.” replied Sprinkler.
   “Well that’s all right then.” admitted Sprinkler’s Mum.

THE END